Oh boy, I cannot wait to see the amount of traffic that I am gonna get for this post. Did you know that last month alone there were about 823,000 searches for the word vagina? And the global monthly search volume? A staggering 7,480,000.
I swear I am not making this stuff up. Go here and type vagina. Go on, I’ll wait for you.
Hmmm…I think I might start a seriously kickass site solely decidated to Vaginas. Could you imagine the amount of traffic and pageviews I’d receive? I’d get advertisers fighting over the banner ads. I’d be like the Dooce of Vagina Blogging. I’d be rich and famous and Oprah would want to feature me. And…
Screeeeeeeech…...
Sometimes I think I talk too much shit.
I apologize.
It’s the calorie counting, it’s doing my head in.
Anyway.
As I have mentioned a blog post ago. Most of my undies have gaping holes in the crotch area.
What is up with that?
Seriously. What is up with that?
Answer…
High Ammonia Discharges.
The hell.
I don’t even wanna know how my vagina can produce such a “toxic” chemical. My poor innocent undies, no way they’d survive the ammonia suffocation. Sob.
Turns out though that there are others like me. The kooky Jodie over at Mummy-Mayhem and the always laugh-out-loud funny ShaunaGlenn are having the exact same issue with their highly acidic lady bits. We could totally form a club and call it “The Sisterhood of the Ammonia-Spewing Vaginas.”
I guess I won’t have to feel ashamed anymore.
I guess my vagina is *normal* after all.
Thank you girls for “coming out.”
Thank you for making me feel a lot more comfortable in saying…
Hi my name is Brenda and I have a very hungry vagina.
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Have you read or seen "The Vagina Monologues"??? You SO could start your own bloggy version! lolI had someone land on my blog by googling – "Potato growing in my vagina". I don't even want to know what was going on with her undies.
Vaginas can be so fickle, eh?
@Alison alas have not read nor seen "TVM" but would very love to. And WTF? Potato growing inside a vagina?@Draftqueen hehehe so true. I wonder where they get that from?!
Oh Brenda!! This is the funniest thing I have read on the 'net in WEEKS!!I applaud you (and your hungry vagina)!!!xoxox
Oh dear I have just wet myself laughing.
Oh dear….
That is the funniest goddamn blog title I have seen in ages. You had me at vagina. But seriously, I think I have to throw my hand up and say I have some curious holes in my lingerie as well…hmmm… never had the guts to say anything to anyone about it. Is there any corellation with having an acid tongue? Maybe if one end is acid-y then so is the other end????
@Mommy X – Hmmm…I think you may be onto something. There has to be a direct link between the two…there has to be. Hehehe…
And there I was thinking that the holes in my undies were alien-related. I'm not sure which I'd prefer, to be honest. Um, thanks?
Freaking hilarious! Thank you for the entertainment and your honesty about your leaky, acidic lady bits. It's time I go buy some new undies. Next topic: flagellating vaginas, discuss. LOL!
Now just out of curiousity how did your hits go after this one?
@paintpencil – not as much as I expected it to be. But I'm still hopeful.; )
OMG that is a classic! Thanks for sharing. Lol:)