Patience is not one of my strongest suits.
Which I think is fair. Because you know, one can’t be too greedy with their natural gifts. Everyday, I thank the Big Guy for blessing me with good looks, sexy brain and a really really cute arse. (Yeah yeah. Whatever, dudes. I’ve still got a cute arse.) So, I’m not really fussed with having a not-so-long patience stick. (Oh yeah, I’m totally thinking what you’re thinking. Wink.)
I want results and I want them now.
I swear I have a point here.
WTF was my point again?
Oh yes, weight loss. Quick weight loss to be exact.
I have already lost about 4 kgs with the bootcamping thing. I’m quite happy with it. Who am I kidding? I’m not really happy with it. I want 10 kgs gone. And I want them gone like ummmm…yesterday.
Which is why I have decided to *try* Ellen’s Sugar Cleansing Are you out of your f*cking mind? Diet.
Aha, that is correct my lovely one. No Sugar. Nuffin. Nada. for 21, that’s twenty one consecutive, straight, monday to sunday, I-might-as-well-die-now days.
What?!?!? You are not shocked eh?
Okay toughnut, lemme put it in a more graphic, major attack on the senses way.
It’s basically NO to this.
nor this
or this
and especially this
for 21 glorious days.
Told yah, hardfreakingcore!
So, as much as I love and adore Ellen. I’m gonna have to stand my ground on this one and say no to this utter nonsenselessness.
I must ask you this one very important question though and please please be brutally honest with me. Okay?
Do you think, if I could muster a HUGE enough courage to swear off sugar forever and ever, I’d wake up one day and totally look like her?
Yeah, I thought so too.
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I wish you luck! I was dribbling over the pics and just had to go raid the cupboard for chocolate!
That naked chick ain't got nothing on you babe! Lol post.
I dunno. I mean, I'd love to look like that chick, but I don't think it's worth a lifetime without sugar. Particularly chocolate.
Hey Brenda am on day one of the 7 day everything cleanse …. am not allowed caffeine, sugar, cow's milk, alcohol (almost couldn't write that!)…..and a whole list of other nom noms. And I completely get that desire to lose it NOW. I refer to myself as Instant Gratification Girl…if I can't lose the 20 I need to by the end of the week, I may as well open the bottle of red, eat the Lamb roast etc etc etc……But I am trying. I'm about 2 hours in. Haven't lost anything yet. Bit disappointed..cheerskate
Thank you, KB. I luvs yah too. Heheh.
More power to you!I was actually thinking the same thing today – I used to skip a meal or two and lose 10 pounds instantly!Now, if I even look at a cupcake I gain 10!I am really aiming for anorexia, but I just get so friggin hungry!Good luck!
Who'd want to look like her?!? *cough*cough*PS. Yeah! Own domain name!!PPS. Avatar *tick*PPPS. Happy Valentine's Day to you too (even though you're on the same side of the planet as me)PPPPS. Yep, i can dig it.xoxo
I would LOVE to look like her, but with bigger boobs (I like my boobs). BUT I'm so not willing to give up sugar for it. I think it would make me too cranky to deal with the general public. Or even the internet public. And my kids would run in fear. On that note: Good for you! Keep us posted!
No sugar?*Dies*
OMG!!!!! You're amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go you! Good luck, hun. May the force be with you!
Thanks munchkins.XO
Oh yeah, with bigger boobs. Definitely!!!
I know, utter madness! Tehehe.
our "date" is almost happening. Yay!!!
Great post. I think I need to go get a piece of chocolate now. Starting the countdown to facial break out…..now.
Happy Valentine's Day my sugar mummy!
Good luck with the sugar free diet! I'm tempted to do similar as I'm a total sugar junkie. But until then, there's a half a block of Lindt Orange Intense calling me …
Eek! Good luck sweety, you've got more guts than me (and no i'm not meaning in the literal sense
)!
oh Brenda how <3 thee!!! Let me count the ways!!!Happy 2 days after Valentine's Day…gosh you are all sooo advanced aren't ya! I just talked to my brother in law who is now visiting in New Zealand (returning to Surfers tomorrow) and he was like, Happy VDay…and I was like, dude that's tomorrow..lolAnyhow, I just wanted to say I missed ya, and sorry haven't been around in a bit..I have been completely insane with work, but rest asure, I am back and will be back!!! As for quick weight loss, I lossed 130 lbs, but that was when I kicked my husband out of the van early today…as for permanent weight loss…dude I am so fucking lost too!!! I am having surgery on Wednesday (Thursday for you) and will not be able to eat solid food for a good week, I'll let you know if that works but the 21 day no sugar thing is bunk! Really…that means no good sugar like from carrots or red pepper…funk that junk!!Im gonna stick with my low carb, reduced calorie and kick my ass into shape so I am rock my 30s and make my husband drool every time he sees me!! I think the satisfaction of doing it the hard way will ultimately make me love my curves that much more!!!enough dribble…what is up with you!!??xoxoxDanonPPPPPSSSSSSSSSS I tried to change my avatar thingamajig but it didn't work…and froze my computer..i'll try next time…I really do pay attention to rules…sorry!!www.insatiablehost.blogspot.comwww.pantypyramid.blogspot.com
This exact post is why I loved you from the first word on the first post I ever read…I feel like you say everything I think on a daily basis. I have zero patience. Not even a little. I feel like 10 pounds (sorry, I am American- we are stupid about the whole kgs. thing) should melt off the day I decide I should get in shape…best of luck on the no sugar thing. I have read/been told/experienced that food is 70% of weight loss- so I am sure you will get great results. it will suck- but that is what we are all here for. to comment and sympathize while you are in no sugar hell…
I <3 <3 <3 you too Danon baby! And I'm glad you are back. Also, good luck with the surgery.xoxoxo
Thankus hunnybunny. I loves you back. Mwahs.
I admire your strength. I said I wasn't going to drink as much coke but yet on the way home tonight, I begged (seriously..I was practically salivatiing) when we ended up stopping right next to my favorite hamburger fast food place…they totally have THE BEST cokes. And they have them in the super large size. So of course one sits by my right now as I type. P.S. I'm impatient too.
I am so with you. I've been doing Hot Yoga (5 times now) in the past 2 weeks. 0 pounds (kgs) lost. I've cut out most of what I think I should. Not quite sure what the point is, but I feel better and that's a start. Keep it up and I'll post if I find the magic solution to some serious weight loss.
Hey Heather, just wanted to say thanks for stopping by. First time to see your lovely Pinkness here.=)
I wish you well in your endeavor. I don't have the willpower to swear off the yummy goodness of natural sugar, refined sugar, or any sort of sugar for that matter for more than maybe a day and a half….. May it bring you the results you desire!!!*** I did yoga and treadmill cardio for 8 months solid once. We're talking exercising till my sweat glands were dry…. 6 days a week! And you know what it got me? 3 pounds lighter. And nada mas. Stupid exercise.***
OMG really?! Just 3 pounds?! Gah!
I think No Sugar is absolutely nonsense. Engaging into these delicacies once in a while is a woman's natural right… SO enjoy sugar with equal workouts….
Damn I feel you on the "wish I lost weight yesterday" thing. Totally impatient too…ugh! Good luck…here are some happy-good-luck-vibes from Utah ((((()))))) did you feel that? Good. Now sugar cleanse away.
Totally felt it, Mena! Keep 'em coming. Heheh.
oh Brenda…We all need sugar everyday!! I think doing physical exercise is the only way…and then you can eat what the h…you want. I'm in for Hatha yoga and walking.Good luck anyway!!!
HEY I want to do this challenge with you 21 days without sugar. I am an addict. So, I don't get it are you not doing it? Let me know if you want to do it and need a buddy. I think this would kill me as I have major addiction but would be good to try and have the support of a sister!!!! C'mon! Maybe not cut it out altogether but just in the coffees . teas and no lollies, cakes, chocolates etc… natural ones ok…
Started it last Friday. Then gave up yesterday. Gah! Couldn't hack it.=(But hey, if you want a sistah to do it with yah. I am in. But maybe we cheat a bit? Yes?
Hey, thanks for dropping by. Much appreciated!
I wouldn't survive ONE single day without sugar…
I am so glad you used chocolate – can take it or leave it, cake – blah, choc icecream – puke! Otherwise I might have had to go on a sugar binge and it would be all your fault! Good Luck with that by the way
You are fucking amazing Brenda…!! And no worries…you are as sexy as anyone else. Enjoy life! love you..! PS- How do you resist those things in the pic (obviously I am talking everything else than the girl.. bahahahahhahahha…)
You should try the Special K diet, it's very easy and you can supposedly drop a jean size in 2 weeks
http://www.specialk.co.uk/
I was hoping that i could lose weight by just thinking about it. a lot. But it seems my mind control powers are absolutely crap when it comes to shedding the pounds.Good luck with the sugar free torture umm diet. I have cut down sugar but I just can't quite kick it. Loved your sweaty gloves post as well. xox
Cheeky girl! And for the record I'd *ahem* totally turn for Miranda Kerr. Hehehe.
I will do the unselfish thing (I am ONLY thinking about YOUR wellbeing here) and step up to eat all of the chocolat-y things you will be avoiding (thereby making sure the world stays balanced.) I know. But that is what friends DO.
Bwahahaha. You are such a GREAT friend, Katie. Sadly, I must inform you though that I have given up the "no-sugar" hell and opted instead for the less radical "really, really less-sugar" way. Truth!
Yes, I blithely ignore the advice about no "white" stuff. I just couldn't ever do it.
HMM…… look like that? Iwill NEED a FAIRY GODMOTHER!
I super like the way you do your posts,it feels so you!
)And OMG., the photos.. Now i'm craving for them. T_T
Well good for you! It really is "mind over mass" so they say. I have to tell you – I was reading your blog, and that lovely half naked girl was smack in the middle of my screen, and in walks my 19 year old son. I hear him come up behind me, he's talking…..then dead silence. I turn around and he's staring, shocked at my computer screen then slowly turns and gives me the oddest look. It was so funny! Thank you for helping me shock my son.Then my brother walked in with a plate-ful of home-made donuts. I'm not making this up, I swear. I'm doomed.
You made me hungry with those chocolatey pictures. Now why is the spell check flagging chocolatey? Isn't that a legit word? If not, it should be!